Your dad has been away from us since Sunday night. You started torturing me around, Sunday night. Its Wednesday honey. I know your chompers hurt. You needn't remind me during all of your waking hours. Your great aunt Pam came and visited us yesterday. She brought you a mobile with play bugs all over it. You loved it, you even let me eat (also known as, "suck down as fast as possible while burning my face") some top ramen while you stared at it in amazement. The small victories of teething hell.
You are also a weirdo. You keep doing this sit up/ baby crunches. I admit, you hands down have the best abs in the house, but really? Kid, you puke all over yourself every time. Today, I placed every toy on you within reach to make you shush, and it worked!!!
The sock on your head is what really did it, I think. I'll tell you what your Grandma Kat told me last night, when you were not showing any signs of getting tired. Now this is probably a secret, but I'll tell you anyway. She told me to give you Vodka. Hahaha, I laughed and I sad the vodka is probably for Momma. She laughed too, and said if i gave it to you, I wouldn't need it.
Its true. I didn't do it. But if you keep up the whining.... Nah I kid :-)
So Grandma and I went to the Brea Mall. You were totally stoked to be in the big boy part of the stroller, and I had lots of ladies ask me how old you were, tell me your a HUMONGOUS thing and all that fun stuff. At some point, you decided you were done. Probably since it was the lingerie section, and you don't know what the big deal is on that one yet. You do the funniest noise that you probably think is totally bad ass. But your just for lack of a better word, buzz your lips. The face you make doing it, lets me know you mean business. Oh honey. The fury behind it. It makes us laugh.
It's already 4 o'clock and you haven't even taken a 1 second nap today so you can imagine what a peach you are. So i'm out for now. Love you kid.
